Bukkit

Are you a funny admin? Do you want to kick players with funny messages as a joke, but can't think of one on the spot? Now with one command, you can kick a player with a random funny message! Updates will always add new messages, and there may even be a funny message ban command later, though as to why you would use that instead of defining the reason for the ban I cannot say.

Commands and Permissions:

/stickkick <playername> The traditional kick command, permission node is stickskicks.kick use /stickkick update to update the plugin.

Kick/Ban(Ban is a maybe) Messages:

NOTE: <playername> means that the player's name will appear here!

1. You are too silly and fun!

2. You smile too much!

3. Random spammy characters will appear on the kicked players screen. (This is a note, not the actual message. :P)

4. Because I'm happy, clap along, if you feel, like a room without a roof!

5. 42!

6. Look deeeeeeeep into my eyes!

7. #TacosForTheWin

8. I like pie.

9. 10 times 10 is totally 99!

10. THE ZOMBIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

11. Ham nuggets!

12. Donate to stickman561 or be enslaved!

13. You have been elected as a slave to the ancient monkey taco lords!

14. I dissaprove of your existence, <playername>.

15. There isn't a server in this world with enough space to hold your epicness.

16. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

17. Cows are made of beef. You TOTALLY didn't know that!

18. Uses no javascript!

19. 0.o

20. THE ANCIENT MONKEY TACO LORDS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! HOORAY!

21. Adios, senor <playername>!

22. I am disappointed in you.

23. You refused to join the sith!

24. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

25. I needed to let off some steam, sorry!

26. The ban hammer has spoken!

27. You have been op'd! Please try /kill <playername>!

28. Congrats, you have been banned!

29. I was bored.

30. You didn't make your bed today!